9/01/2014

WEEKLY COGWHEELS #2 (feat. WUTYA)




Here is our SECOND instalment of WEEKLY COGWHEELS. We cannot believe it, can you? Anyway, this issue is even bigger than previous one. Me, Andrew Stroke, and our [now promoted to] regular resident WUTYA are going to discuss comics! What a shocking revelation!

Today I am going to criticise All-New Ultimates, review POP and Avengers, and praise Megahex by Simon Hanselmann. WUTYA decided to review Wayward, Wolverine & the X-Men, as well as Dead Boy Detectives. He also read Batman: Eternal for some stupid reason. And even reviewed it, so you would not have to go through this garbage.



ANPAll-New Ultimates #7

Writer: Michel Fiffe

Artist: Giannis Milonogiannis

Colours: Jordie Bellaire







THIS comic book. THIS FREAKING COMIC BOOK. It probably has the coolest line-up of creators! Written by Michel Fiffe, author of “COPRA”, drawn by Giannis Milonogiannis (“Prophet”, “Old City Blues”) and coloured by Jordie Bellaire (Eisner-award winning colourist, she worked on everything from “Moon Knight” to “Nowhere Men”). The line-up is awesome. Why doesn’t it work here?

“All-New Ultimates” was launched as one of three “Ultimate”-line books, and is written by Michel Fiffe and previously drawn by Amilcar Pinna. It has a tone of both 80s movies about street gangs, fighting in neon lights, and comic books of that time. I kept myself distant from this book, because the story was weak and Pinna’s art did not do it any favour. But I’ve been waiting for Milonogiannis to step up as an artist. Giannis is also fond of 80s style, so he seemed like a good fit for the book…

…but he was not. The artwork here is not as detailed, as any other Giannis’s work. It feels empty and unfinished. The backgrounds especially look blank, whether its sewer tunnels or the interrogation room. There are some “Old City Blues”-related Easter eggs on the final pages - probably, the most well done pages in the whole issue. Drawn battles look dynamic, but not that cool - the characters are drawn as empty, as background.

And I don’t know, what’s gotten into Jordie Bellaire, but those colours are dark and muddy even for sewer tunnels. Coincidentally, Rachelle Rosenberg was also providing some hideous colouring on “Ultimate FF”, though her other works look great. I guess, they just don’t pay them enough for working on “Ultimate”-line.

And as to the script, Fiffe still fails to grab readers’ attention. Aside from Miles Morales (who is Ultimate Peter Parker’s rip-off and Bendis writes him as one) or Kitty Pride (who was written horribly for the previous two years), Ultimates is an assembly of undeveloped characters, and it stays that way. Michel Fiffe does not make those characters likeable, though, he certainly attempts to. Still, the script is weak, and even when certain pieces of a big scheme come together, it not entertaining to follow.

Bury it, already, let the great authors create great stuff and not… this.


ANPPOP #1

Writer: Curtis Pires

Artist: Jason Copland

Colours: 
Pete Toms






“POP” lives up to what it promises. The concept of artificially manufactured superstars is definitely not new (it was used in “Gravity Falls” for example), though it is brought in an appealing and entertaining manner. The issue jumps right up to the point, without any long introductions, so that reader can grasps onto what is going on quickly. “POP” examines pop-cultural creations as a product for consumption, and not the product of art. It views superstars as an expendable material, which runs out of date, and could be easily replaced.
So, one of the test-tube pop-stars runs away from evil conglomerate and hides at a random dude's place, putting both their lives in danger. Pretty basic plot, though it catches your attention with a quick succession of events. Also Justin Bieber gets shot here twice.

Jason Copland’s art is not very detailed and characters’ emotions sometimes do not resonate with their intended emotions, though it looks great with Pete Toms’ bright colours.

Nice read, to say the least. 



ANPAvengers #34

Writer: Jonathan Hickman

Artist: Leinil Yu

Colours: Sunny Gho







I’ve dropped reading Jonatan Hickman’s “Avengers” a year ago, but the concept of great leaps in time seemed at least intriguing to me. And I’ve tried this latest arc (##29-34). The plot goes like this: Captain America discovers, that Iron Man betrayed him, and so Avengers decide to have a little chit-chat with Tony. Suddenly Time Gem appears in Steve’s hand and shatters, dragging Avengers into distant future. Each issue team jumps even further in time, until there is nowhere to go forward.

It is not the first time, when Hickman brings Marvel Heroes into the future with such leaps - during his “Fantastic Four” run, Reed Richards has taken similar ride. Still it proves that Hickman operates with fantasised world better than with “real” one. It is much easier to handle invented world’s laws and take away the attention from the characters. Hickman’s run on “Avengers” was never about the Avengers - they are always a force and a tool in his hands. And here it does not really matter who is jumping forward in time. What matters here is the astounding view of different eras and their comparison with present day Marvel Universe.

I would not pick Leinil Yu to illustrate this story, but his work seemed appealing. It is worth mentioning, that Yu provided different designs for Avengers of various epochs. They look nice. However, Yu’s backgrounds and exposition of the future look much better, than characters emotions. Somehow, Hickman and Yu made a connection on this one, heh.

I have to say, this arc got me hooked on Hickman’s run. I might want to follow it, since it is heading towards its end.



ANPMegahex



Written and drawn by Simon Hanselmann






If you never read “Megg, Mogg and Owl” by Simon Hanselmann, you are not living up to your life’s potential, I dare to say. “Megg, Mogg and Owl” is a web-comics, that has been published at various sites, most notably Simon’s tumblr. It is a stoner-comedy about three anthropomorphic idiots with no set goals in life and a big love for weed and sitting at home. You won’t find a comic book, that balances between depressive tunes and disastrous comedy so smartly as “Megg, Mogg and Owl”.

“Megahex” is a big collection of “Megg, Mogg and Owl” material. It is much more easier to read In collected editions, than in web-comic format, so I recommend to check it out. Grim humour, drugs fantasies, and friends, which you would not like to hang out with. Except Werewolf Jones, probably.  





ANPWayward #1

Writer: Jim Zub

Artist: Steve Cummings

Colours: 
John Raunch & Jim Zub






I am not acquainted with “Buffy” and I cannot judge how much “Wayward” is similar to “The Vampire Slayer”, but if “Wayward” is next generation’s “Buffy”, the original source must be really bad. Which is doubtful, since it lasted for 8 seasons, created a spin-off and still publishes in form of comics. One conclusion, that I can make - “Image” PR-managers were grossly overestimating this book.

The protagonist of the story is half-Irish/half-Japanese girl Rori Lane, which travel to her mother in Japan after her parents separated. We learn it from a long opening monologue. Rori is a very mediocre narrator, by the way. She cannot tell anything interesting about herself, so instead we are getting detached comments about what’s happening on a page. And we also learn, that Rori has a superpower - she can see pathways

From this moment comics goes straight from point A to point B. Rori arrives into new house, walks in Tokio, does some shopping, and then the plotline starts. Japanese mythical monsters, disguised as people, are attacking her and she gets help from cat-girl Ayane. At the end of an issue, reader is left in the same confusion as the main heroine, because script writer Jim Zub had no time to explain anything.

We did not get know anything about Ayane, although we can presume she has an army of homeless cats. Kappas are anthropomorphic evil ninja turtles, not much information on them either. Although they can be drowned in garbage, that’s how they were beaten.

I did not like the scenario, but artwork here is far better: Steve Cummings mixes the stylistics of manga and western comics, Rori’s look is distinctive and hard to be lost in a crowd, and designs are looking felicitous. However, artwork is getting worse sometimes, and instead of backgrounds, there are naked monotonous walls. Still, when Cummings tries to put as many details as possible, it looks well. 



ANPBatman Eternal #21

Writer: Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV

Artist: Jason Fabok

Colours: 
Brad Anderson






You may have read my monthly reports about Batman Eternal. I’ve read each issue, that was published within a month, and then shared my opinion. Usually I criticised this comics. I decided not to write about July’s issues - they were plain horrible, I don’t want to talk about that. It was hard to read without painful tears, because Ray Fawkes was writing three issues in a row. The art was mediocre, and long-playing plotlines were closing down too soon. This method of writing comics continued in August.

The plotlines about Arkham closed in July with an appearance of Deacon Blackfire, and we probably will only see what is going on there in 10 issues or so, as it was previous time. Red Robin and Harper Row (aka Blue Grifter) were forgotten as well. Stephanie Brown came back as Spoiler. Nobody tells us, where she got the costume, though this plotline is valuable only for fans, that demanded to bring Stephanie into the The New 52. I remember that her father turned out to be a villain (also he resembles Jack Horner from Fables), but this does not tie into any other story yet. The story of Batgirl, Red Hood and Batwoman is now logically completed, and heroes even found the proof, that Jim Gordon is innocent. Gordon also learned that Leo is a criminal boss Rex Calabrese, and probably the father of Selina Kyle
21th issue started the “second act” of “Batman Eternal” had we learned who framed Jim Gordon. Snyderlings also introduced The Architect, the villain of “Batman: Gates of Gotham” by Scott Snyder and Kyle Higgins.

Generally speaking, I cannot say, that I dislike all those cliffhangers. Gates of Gotham” was great, and it seems as “Eternal” positions itself as its sequel. Even enemies line-up coincides. I just don’t care about 60 issues long sequel, that is filled with unnecessary plotlines. I hope you would not like to read that too.  



ANPDead Boy Detectives #8

Writers: Toby Litt, Mark Buckingham

Artists: Mark Buckingham, Ryan Kelly

Colours: 
Lee Loughridge






Ghosts of teenagers Charles Rawland and Edwin Paine debuted on the pages of “Sandman”. Dead Boy Detectives rarely appeared in the comics, though they had a limited series from Ed Brubaker and graphic novel by Jill Thompson. With a publication of The Sandman: Overture in 2013, Vertigo launched an ongoing series, written by Toby Litt and Mark Buckingham, and drawn by Buckingham and Gary Erskine.

Two dead boys are now accompanied with an alive girl Crystal Palace, whom boys have rescued from death. Suddenly, Crystal transfers to the school of St. Hillarion, where Charles and Edwin were killed. Heroes learn why they were killed, save Crystal once more and now are looking for new adventures.
This issue repeats the trick of the first one: the page is separated into two parts, and the events are shown from both points of view - Edwin’s and Charles’s. The book reminds us, that Dead Boy Detectives are friends, which are on good terms with each other even when both of them are from different eras. We also get a progression in love line between Charles and Crystal, and an evident conflict impends between Crystal and Miranda, Charles’s niece.

One thing I dislike is the inscription “From the pages of Sandman” on the cover, which strips the comics from its self-sufficiency just a little. There is also no detective component - all the problems are solved trivially, but those are just my knocks.

Artists (Gary Erskine, Russ Brown, Ryan Kelly) are rotating with each arc, but the art itself is left in a same pleasant stylistic. Most part of the work is after Mark Buckingham, with other artists finishing his layouts. It gives Buckingham has time for “Dead Boy Detectives” and soon-to-be-closed “Fables”. Jamie McKelvie and Mike Norton, while working on Young Avengers (it’s not WCW, if Young Avengers are not mentioned at some point, right?) used approximately the same trick.

“Dead Boy Detectives” are far from the best Vertigo comics, but it is probably the best one right now.




ANPWolverine & the X-Men #8

Writer: Jason Latour

Artists: Paco Diaz, David Messina, Gaetano Carlucci

Colours: 
Israel Silva, John Kalisz






First arc of Wolverine & the X-Men” was tedious and boring afterword from “Battle of the Atom”. Regular artist Mahmud Asrar left the series after 5th issue, and three months in a row the comics is drawn by several people. For example, 6th issue was drawn by 5 people. #8 is drawn by trio:  Paco Diaz, David Messina and Gaetano Carlucci.

The events of an issue take place in a miniature “World”, where time runs faster, than in our world. Wolverine and Storm went there on a date, that lasted for a year. Their relationship - is another topic for a discussion. In “New Avengers” Storm sleeps with T'Challa, in “Wolverine” Logan and Ororo separated, and in both “Storm” and “Wolverine & the X-Men” they are still together. The chronology of events is absent at all, so there is no way to be anxious about their relationship. It is editor’s fault in a first place.

It is hard for me to write about this volume without looking back at the work of Jason Aaron. Aaron was capable to write light and witty dialogues, Jason Latour, however, overloads his dialogues, and characters spend most of their time arguing. Latour is not very experienced writer, and he is far better at drawing. I am not going to be sad, if this series will be cancelled. Wolverine & the X-Men” died at the start of the year, that is when Jason Aaron left.

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